12 august 2009

&& another summer goes by..

Azi m-am decis sa postez in sfarsti ceva pe blog. Cam batea vantul pe aici si nu vroiam sa il las sa moara. Ziua asta a inceput banal, nimic neobisnuit. Am vazut un film, am mai facut niste bannere si apoi am venit la internet.

eu Photoshop-ul, SONY Vegas-ul si alte programe le am pe celalat calaculator. Cel fara net.

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In alta ordine de idei. Duminica vine nee-chan pe aici. Abea astept. Chiar vreau sa ne vedem. Ma intreb ce o sa facem.. ?

Azi am citit niste chestii extrem de scarboase. Nu o mai fac in viata mea. Totul a incaput cu o simpla cautare pe goole(google). Am cautat povestea lui Jack the ripper sau, in romana, Jack Spintecatorul. Psihopat. Alt cuvant nu gasesc. In fine. Dupa ce am citit tot ce era de citit, m-am uitat putin la pozele pe care le-am gasit cu el/victimele si apoi am inchis.
Cateva ore mai tarziu am intrat pe mangazup ca sa vad ce au mai postat pe acolo. Fiindca pe mangafox nu mai aparuse nimic nou.
Asa ca am zis sa iau sa citesc un amnga random de acolo. Si grozav manga mi-am ales si eu. "Bucata de carne" ii spunea. Bucata de carne.. bucata de carne. Agh. Si nici nu am citit avertismentul: Din seria "imi doresc sa nu fi mancat prajitura aia inainte sa citesc manga asta", mangazup va prezinta o executie. Prin disectie pe viu, in scop educativ. Lectura placuta!
Right. Stiu la ce va ganditi: "De ce mama naibi nu ai citit avertismentul?!" Simplu: eu nu obisnuiesc sa citesc avertismentele.

Oh doamne.

6 august 2009

How to make a CUPCAKE~

Ieri, dupa niste discutii delicioase legate de cooking& co. m-a traznit o idee geniala.(?) Am decis sa fac cupcakes. "Cupcakes" in traducere libera ar insemna briose. Dar nu sunt briose. Sunt mai mult, cupcakes. LOL. Cupcakes-urile nu se umfla ca si briosele. Deci nu prea pot fi considerate briose.

Lasand asta la o parte, dupa ce am gasit reteta si am facut lista cu ce aveam nevoie, care arata cam asa,

♡ Cacao pudra;
♥ 2 sticlute esenta de vanilie/portocale;
♡ Forme pentru prajituri;
♥ Praf de copt
♡ Acadele.

Nu, reteta nu cere acadele. Vroiam eu sa imi cumpar. XD Lol.

Am sa revin cu niste poze mai tarziu. :)

3 august 2009

Citind numele..

Primul lucru pe care il faci cand intrii pe un blog este sa citesti numele, respectiv adresa blog-ului. Asa face oricine, nu? Parerea mea este ca numele, implicit adresa blog-ului trebuie sa reflecte cat de cat personalitatea autorului. Poate ca nu la toti e asa, poate. Insa la anumite persoane, pe care le cunosc asa este.
Ce ar trebui sa reflecte numele/adresa blog-ului meu? O lady? Hak. Imosibil. Eu nu sunt nici pe aroape o "lady". Lady chiar nu este un cuvant potrivit pentru mine.
Cand cineva spune "lady" eu deja ma duc cu gandul la doamnele/domnisoarele de viata nobila ce poarta rochii exagerate, cu parul prins intr-un coc sofisticat si care isi plimba pantofii frumos ornamentati cu flori de dantela prin palatul regelui/reginei.

Hehe, suna ca mine? XD

2 august 2009

Just a little meme :)

Da, stiu, dupa 12 zile fara sa postez ceva.. ma intorc. Dar nu cu un post. Damn. XD

Dear Hater?
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember eggplant-fetishism .

Go burn,

Dear (Anyone who has commented on your last entry):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family